Blogosphere to the rescue

Found this while browsing through archives of The Ordinary Man. He's the reason why some observant people at work think that I'm half crazy cause I seem to be staring at the screen intently and laughing at the same time. Haven't been snared by me boss though. Not yet.

A dreamy little poet
Sailed off to a south sea isle.
He met a girl named Laurie
Who smote him with her smile.

Often she would dance for him.
She was his closest pal
But no one ever told him
That she was a cannibal gal.

So one fine day she ate him -
A pity! But that's his fate.
How sad to be remembered
As the poet Laurie ate.

---- Poet Unknown